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Source: nevvyweatherI swear, some of the creepiest stuff that Valve came up with for HL2 ended up on the cutting room floor.
This is the Cremator, an unused NPC from Half-Life 2. Their role in the game was supposed to be some sort of janitor for City 17, clearing the streets of dead bodies with their “immolator”, a large cannon that sprayed a green beam of acid/plasma which disintegrated organic matter on contact. The pokeball-looking thing in their abdomen was supposed able to connect to the immolator at certain points, giving credit to the theory that the acid the immolator sprays is the Cremator’s own (genetically enhanced) stomach acid.
Like the Stalkers, the Cremators are humans that have been physically and genetically modified. The original human was probably beheaded at some point, as Cremator heads were to be assembled in a factory by children (before they too were scrapped). Lacking the ability to speak, the only noise they made (that wasn’t from the immolator) was heavy breathing
Their sound files/models can still be found in the HL2 game files. One guy got one up and moving.
brb nightmares forever
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The Queen
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(for the record: I personally prefer the American spelling, because it’s easier [and used to be so much COOLER, because everyone else in school taught and used British spelling] :P )
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I, whoalookslikeacabbage, got a Mini Boden catalogue in the mail. If you’ve never heard of it, they sell adorable children’s apparel. (I promise that I’m unaffiliated!)
ANYWAYS, the cover has ILLUSTRATIONS OF CORGIS which are quite aderpable!! I almost screamed because I am so corgum obsessed. My scanner isn’t working, but I was able to find this incognito corgi contest in honor of the Diamond Jubilee on their site. If you have artistic kiddies from 0-14 years old, get them drawin’!*** Corgi Contest ***
This is awesome. Can’t wait to see some of the illustrations the kiddos come up with!!

waahh I want to be a kid in the UK now ;3;
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Stephen Colbert and Stephen King holding hands in matching sweaters.
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how to paint a squirrel
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